I just had a six day weekend, during which I took a test, sat on my butt, went to Octoberfest, sat on my butt, went to see a castle in Heidelberg, sat on my butt, hung out with new people and played video games while sitting on my butt, and as a final conclusive statement I find run on sentences to be both immature and stupid.
Brain damage can occur many ways. If a gratuitous amount of brain damage is to be achieved one might consider falling from a location high enough to cause bodily injury but not so high as to cause death, and also consider the angle at which one falls to guarantee a cranial contusion. In my case and the case of many other hard working men and woman around the globe the only tool of mental destruction needed is time off. I personally have just had a six day vacation/weekend and it was fantastic, but i have noticed common tasks that I usually preform every day to be much more of a struggle than they were six days ago. "WILCOX, I need you to fill out this form 7777777-7 for me and have it on my desk pronto!" Form 7777777-7 is a common form i use every day, yet I completely forgot how to fill out such a simple form. Lets imagine you take a six day vacation from walking, and when your boss asks you to walk... YOU DON'T REMEMBER HOW! This was particularly embarrassing considering I'm usually the subject expert.
After coming back to work you will have one of two attitudes, either you will be happy (I call this one brain damaged) or really depressed (normal person). Today i happened to be "brain damaged" or really happy, luckily for me it worked out because low and behold the General walked in. Well my happy ass took the good ole General on a tour of the building and received a coin for it!
I guess the moral of the story is not all dain bramage is bad, or at least I think so.... WHAT WAS I WRITING ABOUT?
2 comments:
Was the coin shiny?
Very shiny!
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