I'm Only Hot In Panera?

Does one geographical location make you personally more attractive than another? Meet me, I happen to get more girls numbers in Panera Bread Company than any other location on earth, I don't know why but I'm not complaining. Most led to a Starbucks date that ended with "This was fun, lets do it again", never happened ( Sorry girl but you talk to much, you know who you are). I visit the watering hole a couple of times a week, It slowed down though because i took someone who worked there on a date (Bad Idea) and its a little awkward to be prowling in the area of a previous casual date.

I'm in love with Miss Mexico! Arrriba!

Language doesn't stop love! I may not speak her native tongue, but that wont stop us from communicating with them.

Miss Mexico, best thing to come out of that country since chalupas! we fell in love on a hot summers eve, both of us had stopped to pay respects to a shrine in the local vegetable market when we caught each others eye. I was breathless at first, then words flowed to me like Montezuma through an unsuspecting tourist "Pare al ladrón, usted roba mi corazón" wich means Stop thief, you stole my heart! She threw her basket of pairs and cherry soda aside and fell into my arms. We got married the next day!....

Ok so it didn't go down like that...... her loss.

I'm An Old Man

Everything makes me grumpy! Ok so I'm not that bad, i wait to eat dinner till after 3pm and i like to sleep past 8, but i do have my moments. My father and i clash heads so much because we find a view and stick to it (i would consider us uncompromising men like William Wallace, when i know where really just grumpy like Mr. I've got prune juice all over my man bib!). Don't get me wrong i have some very exclusive traits only found in young men, for instance if i forget my pants i go get them, instead of saying "forget it, i walked all the way downstairs and I'm stayin! tea party or no tea party I'm downstairs!" I also take computers apart for fun (Try to get gramps to do that!). But when I find myself in a position to do someone a favor i first think, does this person piss me off? He did sneeze on me that one time... but I'm over that, it was disgusting, but I'm over it.
I often find myself screaming at traffic, nothing obscene of course just the usual (get a basket and call it a picnic!, Picken blueberrys eh!, It's the peddle on the right!, Take a nap why don't ya, i got all freekin day!, It's not that scary just go!, You escaped Moosehaven again!